{"product_id":"pour-decision-rocks-hydration-no-judgment","title":"Funny Whiskey Glass – ‘Hydration \/ No Judgment’ Pour Line Rocks Glass | Gift for Him","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the “it’s basically hydration” crowd.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA funny whiskey glass with three pour lines and one honest outcome: \u003cstrong\u003eHydration* → No Judgment → POUR DECISIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e. Bottom line: hydration. Middle line: no judgment. Top line: judgment has left the building.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it’s for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift for dad\u003c\/strong\u003e who says he doesn’t want anything (he wants this)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift for the bourbon lover\u003c\/strong\u003e, whiskey guy, or home-bar showoff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhite elephant \/ Secret Santa\u003c\/strong\u003e pick that gets stolen first (probably)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStocking stuffer\u003c\/strong\u003e that beats another pair of socks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree US shipping.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/pour-decision-rocks-glasses\"\u003ePick any 2 rocks glasses\u003c\/a\u003e and save $5 automatically at checkout. Mix and match all four designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e10oz (0.3 l) rocks \/ old fashioned glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClear tempered glass, BPA-free\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack pour-line design with an orange accent, UV printed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted to order for you, then shipped (order early for the holidays)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArrives with a barcode sticker on the bottom. Peel it off before gifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHand wash only. Not dishwasher safe.\u003c\/strong\u003e Be gentle with the print. Save the bad decisions for what goes inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnhinged Decor: normal products, questionable judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unhinged Decor","offers":[{"title":"10oz","offer_id":52685114016046,"sku":"22436984434310166475","price":25.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1008\/0619\/7550\/files\/pour-decision-rocks_hydration_bar-scene_1x1_66d06042-5f74-4650-a640-2419bc0369b0.jpg?v=1791126078","url":"https:\/\/unhingeddecor.com\/products\/pour-decision-rocks-hydration-no-judgment","provider":"Unhinged Decor","version":"1.0","type":"link"}