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Funny Whiskey Glass – ‘Hydration / No Judgment’ Pour Line Rocks Glass | Gift for Him
$25.49
For the “it’s basically hydration” crowd.
A funny whiskey glass with three pour lines and one honest outcome: Hydration* → No Judgment → POUR DECISIONS. Bottom line: hydration. Middle line: no judgment. Top line: judgment has left the building.
Who it’s for
- Gift for dad who says he doesn’t want anything (he wants this)
- Gift for the bourbon lover, whiskey guy, or home-bar showoff
- White elephant / Secret Santa pick that gets stolen first (probably)
- Stocking stuffer that beats another pair of socks
Free US shipping. Pick any 2 rocks glasses and save $5 automatically at checkout. Mix and match all four designs.
Specs
- 10oz (0.3 l) rocks / old fashioned glass
- Clear tempered glass, BPA-free
- Black pour-line design with an orange accent, UV printed
- Printed to order for you, then shipped (order early for the holidays)
- Arrives with a barcode sticker on the bottom. Peel it off before gifting.
Care
Hand wash only. Not dishwasher safe. Be gentle with the print. Save the bad decisions for what goes inside.
Unhinged Decor: normal products, questionable judgment.